Lyrics

I guess this should probably be titled 'Filk' rather than 'Lyrcs', because at all hours of the day and night, I am liable to come up with a verse or 6 of my own lyrics to go with music you may or may not know. I can't possibly write them all down. Here are some samples of my strange mind...

Alice cooper song... The telephone is ringing, We can't answer your call If you leave your name and number We'll call you next fall...

Sing to "Born To Be Wild" Head out from the bedroom… Ass rumbling thunder.. Racin' way from them farts.. Cause ya know they're gonna smell real bad. Chorus Yeah, smelly farts are bound to happen, Hold your nose in total disgrace Blame one of the cats cause something Smells like it died Like a true human guy, Ya gotta poop, so let it fly! We're gonna run and hide, An hope we will not die! Born to let fly! Born to let fly!

Remember that song about chewing gum on the bedpost over night? sing this to that... Did the groundhog see his shadow, when he came out in the morn? Did the groundhog see his shadow, and run right back inside? If the groundhog saw his shadow, then you better bundle up real tight Cause were in for six more weeks of the winter every night.

Sing to Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown (With apologies to Jim Croce) Well you don't eat beans before hunting, In the Orcish wastes of Zek, You better eat good food, else you'll smell real rude And they'll know you're on your way Chorus: And it's gas - gas - outta your ass, Fartin' round the whole downtown, Badder than a rotten egg, Meaner than some stinky cheese. Well the two men took to eatin, plates of Boston baked beans, and when the eatin, was done, You can bet they run, all the way to New Orleans! Chorus