Spankopoly Rules Unless otherwise stated, use regular monopoly rules. Spanking table (all spankings are on the bare): $$$ earned implement bottom/thighs: 1 light paddle (ping-pong paddle) 2 ruler 3 leather paddle 4 hair-brush/crop 5 heavy wood/leather paddle/razor strap 10 light cane 20 heavy cane Breasts/crotch: double value for swats/strokes. Taking an enema will multiply the amounts earned above by 1+ number of quarts enema taken. 4 quarts will multiply the above by 5. The enema option must be selected before the punishment starts and held until the proper number of strokes are received. Rule changes: When you owe money you can either pay cash or get a spanking from the person you owe money to. If its paid to a non-player, the banker will give the punishment, if required. If you owe money to a player, they can insist on cash, in which case the bank will spank you and give you the money. The bank owns all properties until they are bought and collects rent unless the property is purchased by the player upon landing on the property. The player receiving the punishment always gets to select the punishment and may always pay cash, if they have it. If you pass go, this counts as landing on go and these go actions take place first. All players wear the same/equivalent clothing: blouse/sweater, skirt, bra, panties. Optional/players choice: stockings, garter belt, shoes, socks. At the beginning of the players turn, a player may sell any or all of their clothing to the bank as follows: $ 5 blouse/shirt $10 skirt/pants $25 bra/t-shirt $50 panties/underpants Clothing may be purchased back from the bank for the same prices, however the bank randomly selects the clothing purchased back and any player may buy any clothing owned by the bank. GO options: The player may offer to take an enema and hold it until they next reach go. Payoff: 1 qt=$10, 2 qt=$20, 3 qt=$40, 4qt=$80. The player may accept a butt plug and/or dildoe with a irritant lube applied: The mild irritants pay $25, the mediums pay $50, the hots pay $75. The Banker's special for front plugs is $100 (banker gets to apply to both the plug and the general area the plug is inserted, ie labial/clit) and the banker gets to select the irritant(s). JAIL: Any player visiting jail gets their choice of either 1 with the cane or a 2 qt enema (held until the end of their next turn). Any player in jail at the end of their turn rolls the dice and gets the sum of the two dice with the cane and then the product of the two dice in swats (2-12 with the cane and 2-36 swats). BANK LOANS: The bank will loan money to any player at the beginning of their turn for $5 for each clothes pin the player wears (placed by the player). The bank will loan at $10/clothes pin if the banker gets to place the clothes pin. Clothes pins are removed as the loan is repayed. Winning/Loosing: There are a couple things that can be done here: The game ends after a fixed amount of time (2-4 hours). or The game ends when one player owns all the properties. Until then a player may forfeit a turn and receive 50 swats instead from the banker.