kinky rules for monopoly Jr.
Use normal rules with these additions/changes.

General:

  You have to 'buy' your ticket booths before you can use them.  The cost
  is 2 swats per number of the booth you're putting in play, if third
  booth the cost is 6 swats.

  2 light swats may be exchanged for 1 heavy swat.

SETUP:
  You may start with up to the normal amount of money and up to the normal
  number of ticket booths by prepaying for them with swats.  Money is 2
  swats/$1, ticket booths are normal price per booth.

GAME PLAY:

  An Amusement without a Ticket Booth:  If you have any ticket booths
  left, you must put up a ticket booth.

  A Railroad:
    Red:  Roll for number of swats.
    Green:  Roll and move back number rolled.
    Blue:  Roll for number of clothespins.
    Yellow:  Insert with irritant.

  Fireworks:  10 swats + insert w/irritant, if already have insert then
  10 more swats.  Bank pays fee.

  Water Works:  5 Clothespins + 5 Swats.  Bank pays fee.

  Go to Lunch:  roll die twice and multiply to get number of swats.
  Bank pays fee.

  Visiting Lunch:  roll die twice and add for number of swats.

  Loose Change:  Collect loose change and A swat/1$ collected.

  Pass Go:  Remove Clothespins, Inserts, etc.  Collect $2.

Chance:  
  5 swats for every card drawn before looking at it, whether or not you
  'use' it.   Usable "free ticket booth" cards are free.

  Go To or Take a Ride:  one swat for each space passed.

  Free Ticket Booth:  no spanking for using a ticket booth.

Winning:  
  Games run 30 minutes.  You get a spanking based on the difference
  between money and properties we hold.  1 swat/$ and 1 swat/booth with
  a heavy paddle.

irritant table (may be applied to clit, labia, or rectum):

   1 = peppermint
   2 = toothpaste (anus only)
   3 = wintergreen
   4 = Vademicium (mouth wash)
   5 = Anise oil
   6 = cinnimon