The naked fire curse opening scene: Madam Zelda's Psychic Readings office. Several short segments showing Madam Zelda (older gypsie type like Madam Loretta in Night Court - #29 The Gypsy) doing readings and then quick cuts indicating her readings are right. In some cases Madam Zelda speaks even before the client asks a question. We then cut to scenes of Linda and daughter Susan. We see them as snooty, self centered, rude, and pretty much not nice to others they think are of a lower social status then they are. The last scene shows them getting dressed to go out. We learn Susan is home from college for the summer. Close up of Madam Zelda driving down an empty road. Classical music on the cd player. Clothing is neat, clean, but a little worn. She is wearing various mystic type symbols/jewelry. Car is a few years old but clean and appears well kept. Madam Zelda appears happy/satisfied. Camera pulls back and we see the houses on either side of the road are well back, expensive looking, high class yuppie homes, well spaced apart. We hear a funny noise and the engine dies. The car rolls to a stop near one of these homes. Madam Zelda goes from happy to frowning, miffed at the problem. Madam Zelda gets out, scolds the car and then looks around for the nearest house. Madam Zelda walks up to the house, sniffs and then frowns as if smelling something bad, and rings the doorbell. We switch to inside the house. Susan is complaining about how boring summer vacation will be. Door bell interrupts what sounds like the beginning of a long whiny complaint. Linda is selecting a sweater to put on over her bra, She is aleady wearing a skirt, Susan is wearing the unofficial college uniform of jeans and t-shirt. Linda looks toward Susan, "Are you expecting anyone?" "No" Doorbell rings again. Linda, "Well answer the door. I'm not dressed yet" "Ok, Ok, I'll get it." The door opens and Madam Zelda is there, "My car broke down, can I use your phone?" "Who is it?", we hear Linda asking in the background. "Some old bat want to use the phone, Come on Mom, we're going to be late". "Tell the bitch no, we don't want to be late.", Linda replies. "We can't let every tom, dick, and jane in to use the phone". "No, go away you old bat", says Susan and practically slams the door. Madam Zelda's expression has changed from miffed to disaproving at the rudeness and bad language. Madam Zelda turns around and starts walking back down to her car, in a huff. The garage door is already open. We see a Bicycle laying on the ground blocking the car. Madam Zelda gets back to her car, opens the hood, concentrates, seems to gather power (a faint green/white glow starts around her) and then makes some mystic passes over the engine. The engine make a couple more funny noises and then starts and runs mostly smoothly. Madam Zelda smiles, closes the hood and starts to get back into her car. Linda and Susan enter the garage from the house. They open the doors to their car, Madam Zelda turns around and yells at them, "I curse you with naked fire, may it teach you manners!". We can clearly hear Madam Zelda from where Linda and Susan are despite what seems too long a distance. Linda and Susan both give Madam Zelda the finger. Madam Zelda gets into her car. Madam Zelda gives them a last disapproving look and pulls away heading off down the road. Linda and Susan chime together as Madam Zelda drives off, "Screw you". They get in the car, Linda pulls out a cigarette. She notices the bicycle out the rearview window. "Susan, move your bicycle out of the way, how many times have I told you not to leave your bike in the driveway?" "Yah Yah Yah", complains Susan as she hops out of the car. While Susan is hoping out of the car, Linda is lighting her cigarette and preparing to start the car. Susan steps behind the car and squats down to pick up the bike, we see her butt is right near the exhaust pipe. Linda starts the car. A close up shows a brief red glow between the exhaust pipe and Susan's butt. There is a small pop, a small flame shoots out hitting Susan's rear. Susan's rear catches fire as she stands up with the bike in hand. As Susan stands up, the camera pulls back were we can see her standing, a red glow around her feet, hands, and the bike and her butt on fire. Susan feels the fire on her butt and yells "MOM, HELP!, FIRE!, The Curse". She struggles trying to get her hands off the bike or move her feet, but the red glow doesn't allow it. All Susan can do is yell, scream, and wave her butt around in the air as the fire spreads to cover her butt. Linda looks up in the rearview mirror and see's the problem. Her mouth opens in an O of surprise, the lit cigarette dropping out of her mouth inside her sweater into her bra. Linda jumps out of the car and rushes to her daughter. She yanks off her sweater and uses it to smother Susan's burning butt. As soon as the fire is out, Linda drops her sweater. As soon as the sweater is rmeoved, Susan's butt starts burning again. Linda smothers the fire again and holding the sweater against Susan's butt, reaches around and unfastens Susan's jeans. She pulls down both jeans and panties. As soon as the jeans and panties fall below Susan's knees Susan can move again. She turns crying into her mother's arms. Linda sits back on the trunk of her car comforting Susan. She slowly manouvers Susan so Susan is kinda bent over her lap so she can examine Susan's butt for injuries. Susan kicks off her shoes letting the jeans an panties fall to the ground. "Let's go make sure you aren't burned", says Linda. Susan slowly gets off Linda's lap and gingerly starts walking back into the house via the garage. Linda leans back on the trunk of the car to stretch before following. We see the mystic red glow again on her hands, feet, butt and breasts as her bra bursts into flame. Linda starts screaming and shaking her chest trying to alieveate the pain in her breasts. Susan hears the screams and rushes back to her mother looking shocked and fearfull. She looks around and see's nothing handy to put out the burning bra. She tears off her tshirt and uses that to smother the burning bra. We can hear Susan mumbling, "It's the curse!", repeatedly. Susan has the same luck with Linda's Bra. It will smother, but the only way to make sure it stays out is to remove it. Linda and Susan head back into the house together, forgetting about their plans for the day. Linda is topless and Susan is bottomless. Susan continues to mutter about the curse. Linda has Susan bend over so she can make sure Susan is not injured. Linda then checks herself in the bathroom mirror. Linda keeps telling susan that there is no curse. Curses do not exist. hot flash rules: Only one fire at a time the first week. At least one nude person or equivalent to prevent fires. There must be a 'source' to start a fire, but the curse may make a source, ie an electric appliance will spark, etc. The only way to really put out the fire is remove the clothing. The fire can be smothered, but will relight as soon as possible. Water will seem to put it out, but the clothing will fast dry and relight if not removed quickly.